Monday, April 25, 2011

REMEMBER BEADS FOR MANHATTAN ISLAND?

(Indian male in a Vegas brothel) Madame: May we help you?
Indian: Me want Indian princess.
Madame: Indian princess? Un huh--I'll get you Marsha--uh, Marsh Dew.
Indian: Um, her Indian?
Madame: Oh, yes, a nice, pretty Indian girl.
Indian: What tribe?
Madame: Uh--she's a Nevada 'ho.

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