Tuesday, February 23, 2016

MAURY POVICH??

Mean Jewish kid:  God is not Jesus's father, but Santa Claus is yours!

THE KID MADE AN "A"--INSTEAD OF AN "O"

Tiepoes again:  One youngster:  You Mormons think hardships are good for you.
The other youngster:  The teacher wrote that hardships make us stranger.

IT'S ALL ABOUT POSITION

Teacher:  Class, what's wrong with this sentence:  I think you're great; so where do you want to do it at?
Student:  You ended the sentence with a preposition.
Teacher:  What should you say?
Student:  I think you're great; so where do you want to do it, your place or mine?
Another student:  You're still ending the sentence in a proposition!