Mother: Ok, Heather, say your ABC's.
Heather: A, B, C.
Mother: Now your DEF's.
Heather: D, E, F.
Mother: How about your GHI's?
Heather: G, H, I.
Mother: And your . . .
But then there's another daughter--
Neighbor: Can you say your ABC's, Ashley?
Ashley: Of course! M, S, V, C, O, Z, A, L, Q, . . .
Neighbor: Wait--it's supposed to be A, B, C, D, E, F, . . .
Ashley: Well, you didn't tell me to say 'em in order!
About Me
- GrammaRita
- I was born Jewish and only recently converted to LDS. I wasn't that much into religion until I became convinced of the true church. My only sibling is a sister who is a CPA. My father was the general mgr. and treasurer of his company for most of the approx. 30 years he was with it. Before I was born, my mother worked for awhile at RKO studios in Los Angeles. I received a B.A. in math from Vanderbilt and an M.S. in mathematical statistics from Stanford. Since then, I've taught, announced on radio, done baseball public address, sold, and been a casino dealer (since '94). My wife and I celebrated our 10th anniversary 8/23/08. We have a stepson two states away; and we care for 5 cats, not to mention various ferals that come by.
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