Tiger Woods took a blonde to a motel. On the way, she questioned, "We're not going to use our real names, are we?"
"Oh, no," Tiger assured her, "Most people use Smith or Jones." After arriving at the check-in counter, Tiger announced, "I'm DeJuan Smith."
"And I'm Wanda Jones," the blonde followed.
About Me
- GrammaRita
- I was born Jewish and only recently converted to LDS. I wasn't that much into religion until I became convinced of the true church. My only sibling is a sister who is a CPA. My father was the general mgr. and treasurer of his company for most of the approx. 30 years he was with it. Before I was born, my mother worked for awhile at RKO studios in Los Angeles. I received a B.A. in math from Vanderbilt and an M.S. in mathematical statistics from Stanford. Since then, I've taught, announced on radio, done baseball public address, sold, and been a casino dealer (since '94). My wife and I celebrated our 10th anniversary 8/23/08. We have a stepson two states away; and we care for 5 cats, not to mention various ferals that come by.
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