Shazam!

When NCAA college basketball seeds 8, Kentucky, and 7, Connecticut, made the championship game, my headline was Gomer Pyle's "Surprise, surprise!"

IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND . . .

If a team wins a sports championship, but everyone in that city drowns in a concurrent flood, would there be a celebration?

NEW SLOGAN

During the national basketball finals between Dallas and Miami, do you think the sentiment was, "If you can't stand the Heat, root for the Mavericks."?