A tornado ripped apart a school. Yet someone phoned, "Is the school open?"
The person taking the call allowed, "Yep--wide open!"
Showing posts with label disasters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disasters. Show all posts
Thursday, June 30, 2011
IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND . . .
If a team wins a sports championship, but everyone in that city drowns in a concurrent flood, would there be a celebration?
Labels:
celebration,
championship,
comedy,
disasters,
flood,
humor,
jokes,
sports injury
NEVER COULD TRUST THOSE FORECASTERS
A victim of a disastrous tornado: That California kook predicted the end of the world on Saturday, and it didn't happen 'til Sunday!
Labels:
comedy,
disasters,
end of the world,
forecaster,
humor,
jokes,
tornado
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