PLAYERS TO BE NAMED LATER

St. Louis Cardinals fan:  We have three prospects on our current Major League roster!
Chicago Cubs fan:  So what?--we have twenty-five!

AFTER FATHER REVIEW . . .

Four officials with heads under black hoods as they check a replay.

Dad:  See, Son, aren't live sports better than those video games?

Shazam!

When NCAA college basketball seeds 8, Kentucky, and 7, Connecticut, made the championship game, my headline was Gomer Pyle's "Surprise, surprise!"