Showing posts with label flood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flood. Show all posts

Thursday, June 30, 2011

IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND . . .

If a team wins a sports championship, but everyone in that city drowns in a concurrent flood, would there be a celebration?

NO PUN INTENDED(?)

TV anchor: Go to our website, where we'll be streaming info about the flood.

MODERN "GIFT OF THE MAGI"

When I think of the spring of 2011, I can imagine a Texas boat on dry land and a Memphis, TN, house floating.

SAD BUT TRUE

Best line, under the circumstances, I heard concerning the May 2011 Mid-South flood: An elderly victim sobbed, "When I cries about the flood, I jus' sees mo' water."