THE KID MADE AN "A"--INSTEAD OF AN "O"

Tiepoes again:  One youngster:  You Mormons think hardships are good for you.
The other youngster:  The teacher wrote that hardships make us stranger.

IT'S ALL ABOUT POSITION

Teacher:  Class, what's wrong with this sentence:  I think you're great; so where do you want to do it at?
Student:  You ended the sentence with a preposition.
Teacher:  What should you say?
Student:  I think you're great; so where do you want to do it, your place or mine?
Another student:  You're still ending the sentence in a proposition!

UNFAIR MAIDEN

Why did Heather always make better marks than Kevin?  The teacher graded on the curves.

HUM, SHORTER SENTENCE VS. POSSIBLE DEAL

Policeman: Why aren't you in school?

Young teen: I'm playing hooker.

Policeman: You mean hooky.

Young teen: Whatever.

HE RODE THE SILLY BUS HOME

Mother: What else happened on your first day in school?

Son: The teacher said she'd give us the syphilis tomorrow.

ASK A SILLY QUESTION

A tornado ripped apart a school. Yet someone phoned, "Is the school open?"

The person taking the call allowed, "Yep--wide open!"

EARLY TRAINING

What's the first subject babies learn? PEE.

DEEP THOUGHTS

Caller to school at 4 a.m.: Is school going to open today?
Administrator (after pushing with all his might against snowed-in door): No, Ma'm, I don't think so.