TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

Little LDS (Mormon) youngster:  Mommy, what's that?
Mom:  Oh, that's a strip club, honey.
Youngster:  What's a strip club?
Mom:  It's where ladies take off their clothes, and, well, one thing can lead to another . . .
Youngster:  Like baptisms?

THE KID MADE AN "A"--INSTEAD OF AN "O"

Tiepoes again:  One youngster:  You Mormons think hardships are good for you.
The other youngster:  The teacher wrote that hardships make us stranger.