WHO SAID REAL ESTATE IS TOUGH THESE DAYS?

Blonde Chicago Bear fan: Where are we playing today?

Other: Soldier Field.

Blonde: Well, we'd better find some place to play!

COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE(?)

Blonde at estate sale: I want this.

Sale worker: Ma'm, the sticker clearly says, "Sold."

Blonde: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it meant, "Somewhat old."