THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY

One: What are you eating?

Blonde: A whale sandwich.

One: Whale? That's not whale; it's tuna.

Blonde: Tuna? Oh, I thought it said "tona fish."

HELLO, DARLIN'

Hear about the blonde that thinks twitter.com was a country singer?

WHO SAID REAL ESTATE IS TOUGH THESE DAYS?

Blonde Chicago Bear fan: Where are we playing today?

Other: Soldier Field.

Blonde: Well, we'd better find some place to play!

REBOUND ASSIST?

Blonde: How did you do in the basketball game last night?

Boyfriend: Eighteen points, seven rebounds.

Blonde: How can you get point seven of a rebound?