Monday, January 25, 2010
BORN YESTERDAY
I read that new Chicago baseball franchise owner Tom Ricketts has been a "lifelong Cubs fan" since he went to the University of Chicago--huh??
DOUBLE TROUBLE
Tiger Woods is supposed to be so great; heck, he drove into a tree and water at the same time!
TITLELESS BALL
Tiger Woods can't find his golf ball yet, but he does run into a buxom brunette. Then his ball is observed in a small wooden shelter. As Tiger's wife spots everything, the announcer mutters, "Looks as if Tiger's in the doghouse!"
PUTTING OUT
Tiger Woods took a blonde to a motel. On the way, she questioned, "We're not going to use our real names, are we?"
"Oh, no," Tiger assured her, "Most people use Smith or Jones." After arriving at the check-in counter, Tiger announced, "I'm DeJuan Smith."
"And I'm Wanda Jones," the blonde followed.
"Oh, no," Tiger assured her, "Most people use Smith or Jones." After arriving at the check-in counter, Tiger announced, "I'm DeJuan Smith."
"And I'm Wanda Jones," the blonde followed.
SPLAIN THAT GAME
Who turns the letters on the Spanish version of WHEEL OF FORTUNE? Havana White, of course!
Labels:
comedy,
humor,
I Love Lucy,
jokes,
Wheel of Fortune
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