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Well, it was the first game of a team's baseball season. Early in the extended pre-game, the announcer pointed out the damp conditions, " . . . and recently it's started to rain but not hard. The game, though, should begin on time. We expect it to deteriorate as the afternoon progresses."

Uh, what's going to deteriorate? The weather? The rain? The game?

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