DOUBLE TROUBLE

Tiger Woods is supposed to be so great; heck, he drove into a tree and water at the same time!

TITLELESS BALL

Tiger Woods can't find his golf ball yet, but he does run into a buxom brunette. Then his ball is observed in a small wooden shelter. As Tiger's wife spots everything, the announcer mutters, "Looks as if Tiger's in the doghouse!"

PUTTING OUT

Tiger Woods took a blonde to a motel. On the way, she questioned, "We're not going to use our real names, are we?"

"Oh, no," Tiger assured her, "Most people use Smith or Jones." After arriving at the check-in counter, Tiger announced, "I'm DeJuan Smith."

"And I'm Wanda Jones," the blonde followed.