NO RESPECT: ONE FOLLOWER

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Like these social networks, you know, Twitter, Facebook. Heck, my social network is my bathroom mirror!

NO RESPECT: FAMILY PRIDE

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Like you know how family members try to claim you as taking after their side of the family? Heck, in my family both sides claim that I'm from the other side of the family!

NO RESPECT: KEEP AWAY

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Like when I was little, my mother said, "Don't you realize how hard your father works to keep food on the table?" I said, "Yeah, I realize how hard he works to keep food on the table. Every evening I see him lock all the doors to the dining room to keep me outta there!"

NO RESPECT: OUR HERO!

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Ya know, today they have seat belts, child car seats, special restraining devices--heck, when I was little, they used me as the air bag!

NO RESPECT: FAIR SHARE

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Like I told my uncle, "I hope you remember me in your will." A few weeks ago he passed on. Turns out he owed about a hundred fifty thousand dollars. My share is twenty-five!

NO RESPECT: . . .THERE'S A WAY

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Like last month, I was in the hospital. My family sent me a card. It said, "Get will soon!"

NO RESPECT: BETTER LISTEN!

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Like when I was little, my mother always said, "Look one way before you cross!"