Showing posts with label pedestrian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pedestrian. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

COORDINATING CITY FINANCES WITH THE FITNESS CRAZE

Jogger: But, officer, I'm a pedestrian.

Policeman: I'm giving you a spitting ticket.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

NO RESPECT: BETTER LISTEN!

No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect. Like when I was little, my mother always said, "Look one way before you cross!"

Sunday, March 27, 2011

FRIGHT CHICKEN

Why did the chicken walk across the road? It's been afraid to fly since 9/11.