BLAME THE (INSTANT) MESSENGER

Ebay seller: Shipped your jewelry this morning.

Immigrant: Good! Wife exited!

ONLINE AND IN LINE

For material treasures, you might think Ebay; for spiritual treasures, think "obey."

WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS--SUCCESSFUL COMMUNICATION

Purchasing from Cairo on the internet is called what? E-Gyp.
How does a rattlesnake in Arizona phone a cobra in India? Poison to poison.
How does someone in San Antonio communicate with a person in Dallas? Tex message.