MEN, WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS . . . COMMUNICATION

First angel: They're building a tower up to heaven again.

Second angel: I thought we stopped that for good with the Tower of Babel.

First angel: Yeah, well, they're using Rosetta Stone to communicate with each other.

WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS--SUCCESSFUL COMMUNICATION

Purchasing from Cairo on the internet is called what? E-Gyp.
How does a rattlesnake in Arizona phone a cobra in India? Poison to poison.
How does someone in San Antonio communicate with a person in Dallas? Tex message.