SELFISH

Did you hear that Satan is demanding better billing in the Bible? He wants it to be either Adder and Eve or Adam and Evil.

HELPFUL AT A MONOPOLY GAME

Thus asketh the Lord, "What good is your Baal?"

And he said, "To get me out of jail."

BUT WE BOUGHT IT OFF YOUR WEBSITE!

Animals: How long is our ark reservation?

Noah: Forty days and thirty-nine nights.

Animals: But it's gonna rain forty days and forty nights.

Noah: Sorry, but that's our policy.

ONLINE AND IN LINE

For material treasures, you might think Ebay; for spiritual treasures, think "obey."

THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING BIG

The first couple ever was which?
a. Adam and Eve;
b. A dame and Eve;
c. Adam and Steve;
d. Eve 'n' Steven;
e. Steve and Edie;
f. Tarzan and Jane.