SPACEY

Blonde astronaut returns after fifty years in space and is filling out an application.

NAME:  Gloria Jones
DATE:  Yes
SEX:  Sometimes
          MALE_____FEMALE_____
EMAIL___________________  I'm sorry, but the world seems to have gotten really complicated since I was last here.

LIFE

(Part 1)

NASA employee to blonde astronaut, who happens to be roaming around a strange planet's cemetery: Any sign of life?

Blonde astronaut: No.

(Part 2)

Alien on another planet to comrade alien astronaut on earth in front of the World Wrestling Federation: Any sign of intelligent life?

Alien astronaut: No.