TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

Little LDS (Mormon) youngster:  Mommy, what's that?
Mom:  Oh, that's a strip club, honey.
Youngster:  What's a strip club?
Mom:  It's where ladies take off their clothes, and, well, one thing can lead to another . . .
Youngster:  Like baptisms?

IT'S A JUNGLE IN THERE

Where did the young male zebras go to party?  The stripe club.

JOB WITH LOTS OF TURNOVER

What did the sexy quadriplegic do for a living? She was a belly dancer.