After drinking while texting, "Having wonderful time--wish you were her," a guy was able to calm his girlfriend down enough to resume their relationship. But, alas, he started drinking and texting again. Shortly and sweetly he burst, "Let's part!!"
Showing posts with label typos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label typos. Show all posts
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Friday, July 1, 2011
ANOTHER TIEPOE
Sign: Regularly $100, now 20% of!
Customer to salesperson: So I pay $20.
Salesperson: No, $80.
Customer to salesperson: So I pay $20.
Salesperson: No, $80.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
HEADLIE/TIEPOE
You can imagine what a headlie is--a fake headline. A tiepoe is a misspelling or similar problem. All are designed, of course, to be humorous; and, as you probably have noticed, not all are fabricated! One of my combo headlie/tiepoe examples is the following: CARDINAL BENEDICT BECOMES POP. Here's a tiepoe that could be a company wrecker: law firm motto, "We help injure people." Moreover, the title of this blog involves a tiepoe. We apologize for any inconvenience the missing apostrophe may have caused.
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