WHEN IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE

Customer: The discontinued section is empty.

Store manager: The discontinued section has been discontinued, Sir.

YOU NAME IT . . .

Imagine, if you would, this strip center marquee:

GOOD BUY travel agency
SURELOCK HOMES residential security system
LAWN ORDER landscaping
preFURS 2nd-hand coats and stoles
SHOO! exterminators--Bug emergency? We'll step on it!
BABES 'R' US gentlemen's club

FOR REAL?

Department store placard: FAUX FUR COAT $39.95
Blonde: Hey, that's a great price for a fox fur!