SOULFUL STYLE

Hear about the African-American barber shop quartet? They call themselves "Tune Fro."

YOUR SINGING CAT

Now you and your cat can sing together! Send no money now! In fact, send no money ever. Nevertheless, if your cat is quite vocal, it will sing with you in no time at all. The song? Why,
"Take Me out to the Ballgame." You'll do most of the singing, but after "take," pet or otherwise silently encourage your cat to vocalize. Thus, you'll have, "Take"
"Meow"
"To the ballgame. Take"
"Meow"
"To the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and . . ."
Your friends and family will be amazed! Not? Uh, you get what you pay for.