THE CHURCH APOLOGIZES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

Preacher: Brothers and sisters, there's a typographical error in the second paragraph, page 4, of your doctrine manual. Where it reads, "When you sin, repeat," please change the "a" to an "n."

WHAT?!

Did you see that white-robed, sandaled, bearded, old man with a sign that read, "REPET--THE "N" IS NEAR!"?