NO NEWS IS . . .

Here's another true observation.  I commented to my wife, "There was a baseball no-hitter today."

"You said there was or there wasn't?" she inquired.  Isn't that like asking, "Did you say there was an earthquake today or there wasn't?"

BAD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Guy: Do you really think the world will come to an end on December 21, 2012?
Friend: Nah. With these earthquakes, tsunamis, and nuclear power plant disasters, I don't see how we'll make it out of 2011!