TRICKED

Man of the house to visitor on Halloween: What are you supposed to be?

Visitor: Huh? I always dress like this!

WHAT DO MONSTERS DO ON HALLOWEEN?

Imagine Halloween decorations galore as the doorbell rings again. The lady of the house strolls to the door, opens it, and shouts to her husband, "It's Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman." The husband reaches the doorway and utters, "You three couldn't afford costumes again this year, right?"

WHO ARE YOU?

Graffiti: Remember to give Trick-or-Treaters good costumer service!