WHAT DO MONSTERS DO ON HALLOWEEN?

Imagine Halloween decorations galore as the doorbell rings again. The lady of the house strolls to the door, opens it, and shouts to her husband, "It's Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman." The husband reaches the doorway and utters, "You three couldn't afford costumes again this year, right?"

TERRORISTS, BEWARE!

Passenger: I didn't expect to see Frankenstein and the Wolfman on this airplane.
Attendant: Oh, they're just using their freak-flier miles.