THE RUNAROUND

Are you going to have your tires rotated?
Blonde:  Nah.  They rotate enough when the car rolls.

IT'S A DEAL!

For the best prices on Barbies, Bratzes, etc., come to Doll Tree.

P.S.: Many moons ago I came up with some silly fake commercials. One of them was, "Get a free Cadillac when you buy one at regular price." Within the last few months, I've heard real commercials about offering two cars for the price of one. Truth again is stranger . . .