Observer in buffet: Ma'm, you're carrying two plates!
Fat lady: I have only two hands!
Observer: Well, are you going back for seconds?
Fat lady: Oh, it'll take a lot longer than that!
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
WHO NEEDS PILLS?
Our company's employee buffet sometimes lists "calm chowder" on the menu. Maybe that's to counteract the effects of the strong coffee.
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