GUESS SUPER HEARING IS ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS TO GO

Government worker: What is your name, Sir?

Superman: My name is Superman.

Government worker: Ok, Mr. Man, what is your middle name?

Superman: My metal name is The Man of Steel.

FOR BASEBALL FANS ONLY

Two baseball players are signing autographs when a number of flies begin to bother the lady they're signing for. She's about to swat them with a scorecard when another fly wearing an S on the chest area of its caped blue and red costume whizzes around her eyes. Reacting to this new annoyance, she swats him instead.

One player: What the heck is that?

Other player: That was Sacrifice Fly.