NEED BINOCULARS

There's a gas station with a restaurant south of here--the only such for many, many miles, by the way. The name is FLICKS. From a distance it looks like . . .. Similarly, there's a SLICKS auto body shop near here.

COMING OR GOING?

Blonde: I'd like a slice of coconut pie.
Waitress: I'm sorry, Ma'm, but we've run out.
Blonde: Well, how soon do you think they'll be back?