MIND IN THE GUTTER

Little boy (pointing at a sexily clad damsel): Who's she, Mama?

Mother: Now, how did you know what she does?!

FARM GIRL?

A traveling businessman found himself in a rural area and stopped into a small motel. As he checked in, he inquired of the desk clerk, "Anything going on around here?"

The clerk informed the businessman, "I think they're having a hoedown tonight."

The guest, lowering his voice, followed up, "You don't happen to know how much she charges, do you?"