AND NOW YOU KNOW ONLY HALF THE STORY

Afternoon car accident: Ok, Sir, please give me your name--good--your insurance company--fine--address--ok--what's your home phone number?--your work phone--cell number--oh, yeah, what's your e-mail address--let's see this one's home, this one's at work--
Darkness falls: Have a website? I see, good--how 'bout a blog--uh huh--twitter account?--good--facebook?--thanks--oh, yes, let me see a major credit card--ok--and . . .