MAURY POVICH??

Mean Jewish kid:  God is not Jesus's father, but Santa Claus is yours!

NEED A DAY OFF FROM JOKE-WRITING

When Jesus cured ten people of leprosy, if they had celebrated by commemorating the first Monday in September, what should they have named the day? Leper Day.

SERIOUSLY, FOLKS

If you're spending too much time on movies, forget THE GODFATHER and remember God's son.