Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

FRISKY FIFE

The difference between Andy of Mayberry and Andy of Memphis--

Mayberry  Andy:  What are you doin', Barney?
Barney:  I'm friskin' him for weapons!
Andy:  Now, Barn, you don't have to do that.  You know there ain't nobody around here with guns.

Memphis  Andy:  What are you doin', Barney?
Barney:  I'm friskin' him for weapons!
Andy:  Now, Barn, you don't have to do that.  You know that everybody around here has guns.